POEMS OF YOU

YOU is a fun word. When you are telling someone off, you can simply shout “You!”. No need for other vulgar phrases. The use of such simple word can be conclusive. Here, the context of “YOU” can be extended in numerous ways.

YOU
You are really starting to get on my tits.

YOU
Son of a monkey!

YOU
Bugger off!

YOU
You sausage!

YOU
Such a tampon.

YOU
Bloody bastard.

YOU
You are gonna come back as a toliet brush in your next life.

YOU
You cretin!

YOU
Prick

YOU
Fucking moron

YOU
Tramp

YOU
An oxymoron

YOU
Boring smelly loser

YOU
I hope you step on a lego.

YOU
Turnip!

YOU
You absolute rocket!

YOU
You dafty

YOU
You radge pelt

YOU
I hope you a lifetime of bad wifi.

YOU
Dingleberry

YOU
Potato

YOU
Tory

YOU
Donut!

YOU
Silly boy!

YOU
Pillock

YOU
I hope your bath is always slightly too cold.

︎︎︎Special thanks to all the lovely people who responded to my insta story. Great advice! Your incredible rudeness made my day!